#1 Joke of the Year 2008

[TnT] ShaTTeR : See When we play against stronger teams we shud play gp and db type games

ROFL .....when was this?

jus from one of a group chat

lol.
i think shatter was serious xD

^^Hi. Hittie ....Welcome

thanks.
finally i got to know sonia was audio :S
why did no one tell me that time :S

few more jokes :

69# Maverick: I can demo..

[TnT] GordonFreeman: Iam one of the best all rounder in India and ofcourse a better demo than any 1 in India..

[TnT] Gladiator: No Stress Ingame guys plz...

[TnT] Maverick: our best line up will be ..anp,jitu,me, death machine, kin, pheonix, shatter ...

LOL .....Hitman I wanted to keep it a secret

@Kin
What lame jokes?

lol nice ones kin.

love the allrounder part from gordon - where is he these days :<
and also no stress =p

getting raped in Hostel big time... .

guys, guys! no stress in game plz

Mr.Kin wrote:few more jokes :

69# Maverick: I can demo..

[TnT] GordonFreeman: Iam one of the best all rounder in India and ofcourse a better demo than any 1 in India..

[TnT] Gladiator: No Stress Ingame guys plz...

[TnT] Maverick: our best line up will be ..anp,jitu,me, death machine, kin, pheonix, shatter ...

Nice ones!

A couple more on my favorite player Kayden:

First one:
//while pugging
11:28 PM - 69# Trauma: my dad came back home
11:28 PM - 69# Trauma: tell team..
11:28 PM - 69# Holmes: no! it's too much information. keep it to urself
11:28 PM - 69# Trauma: i g2g
11:28 PM - 69# Holmes: ok, that i will tell

the next day:
//while pugging
10:43 PM - 69# Trauma: sub
10:43 PM - 69# Trauma: g2g
10:43 PM - 69# Holmes: ur dad came back home?
10:44 PM - 69# Trauma: sub, me gettin lag spikes
10:44 PM - 69# Holmes: oh u gettin owned!

Second one:
1:55 PM - 69#Trauma: cm pug
1:55 PM - 69# Holmes: I am on BSNL. I can't play on ec & gs

moments later...
3:16 PM - 69# Trauma: cm pug eclub
3:16 PM - 69# Holmes: I am on BSNL. I told u this 1 hour ago.
3:16 PM - 69# Holmes: and I still have the same ISP
3:18 PM - 69# Trauma: lol srry

the next day or so...
5:27 PM - 69# Trauma: join
5:27 PM - 69# Trauma: puig
5:27 PM - 69# Trauma: pug
5:27 PM - 69# Holmes: idiot
5:27 PM - 69# Trauma: eh?
5:27 PM - 69# Trauma: bsnl?
5:27 PM - 69# Trauma: srry
5:28 PM - 69# Holmes: there u go

I wish steam supports scripting and/or automated reply system:
Like if someone invites me to join a particular server, an automatic reply "I can't play there. Thank you." gets sent to the person.

or maybe a script that enables user to setup stuff like this:

eg:

Code:


//Gamesync invitation
if(invited_server.ip == "203.116.41.169")
    SendPM(&invited_player, "Bugger off. I am on BSNL.");


Imagine Trauma receiving a message like the above one! He will go mad and spam invite me for 10 more times and he gets the same message 10 times in return while I watch some movie peacefully. That would be fun.

Or I should just change my ISP

PS: Even Snake Doctor is on BSNL and had similar conversations with Trauma. I didn't save them but those were much much funnier.

If you find this post funny, then please vote for Kayden (aka Trauma) here.

Thank you.

kayden owned..

LOL Ownt~*

@CC
IMBA ones. LOL. Kayden too pro.

Gordon once called me a newb.

I cried a little

lolzzzz....